February 2010
January 2010
You know you're a teenager when...
akidnamedsonia:
jessjane:
imheretostay:
fortheloveofallthis:
Found this online and it’s scarily accurate.
1. you find it difficult to capitalize the first letter of a sentence when you are typing. or use correct punctuation. or spellingg. 2. you actually read other people’s drama filled myspace and facebook posts, even if you pretend you don’t. 3. you try you’re hardest to get that “i...
bbones:
lately ive been having weird dreams and thought i’d write this one down before i forget. it stuck out to me because it was so vivid.
it was in a post apopalyptic world kinda. i guess the world was being taken over by zombies. but for some reason there was a lot of people walking the country-side. it seemed like i was in a car, and i looked out the window and saw cows painted green. they...
100 way saying iloveyou
bbilliejean:
fadedaway:
English - I love you Afrikaans - Ek het jou lief Albanian - Te dua Arabic - Ana behibak (to male) Arabic - Ana behibek (to female) Armenian - Yes kez sirumen Bambara - M’bi fe Bangla - Aamee tuma ke bhalo aashi Belarusian - Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya - Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian - Obicham te Cambodian - Soro lahn nhee ah Cantonese Chinese - Ngo oiy ney a Catalan -...
HOLY SHIT. MY PARENTS BOTH WORK FOR VERIZON AND...
residentevil:
visualfantasies:
-thomas:
meganlizzybeth:
ON WEDNESDAY THE IPHONE COMES OUT FOR VERIZON.
LDKFAJS;KLJFL;KSAJDJADAS;KLDJF;LKSAJD
about fucking time.
yess. my contract ends in february too. successs. iphone here i cum.
FUCK YES
too bad my parents won’t buy it.
Zodiac & Personalities.
cupcakeslovee:
lilcaitybeez:
eeekitsaliciaaa:asdfhjklgabs:jelaifany:
ARIES - The Aggressive Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point...
Guide to Sucking Cock by: Lucky T. Gutter
forthekill:
unsilentnights:
uneasyhearts:
kalmaar:thatmuchfurtherwest:andampersand:luckytgutter:
Hello people today i’m going to teach you something that every bitch should learn and I mean bitch as in women in general not a derogatory term. Anyways rather your a hot chick or an ugly bitch you should learn how to suck a nice cock especially if you’re an ugly bitch because odds are...
“When I came out into society I was 15. I already knew that the role I was...”
– Isabelle de Merteuil, Dangerous Liaisons (via johannal) (via quote-book)
Ten Commandments for Mathematics
fuckyeahmath:
1. Thou shalt read Thy problems.
2. Whatsoever Thou doest to one side of ye equation, Do ye also to the other.
3. Thou must use Thy “Common Sense” else Thou wilt have flagpoles 9,000 feets in height, yea… even fathers younger than sons.
4. Thous shalt ignore the teachings of false prophets to do work in Thy head.
5. When Thou knowest not, Thou shalt look it up, and if...
Random thoughts.
yerawizardharry:
I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.
More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only better, but also more directly involves me.
Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.
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every girl dreams that one day she will find a boy...
emcoco:
trangphamm:
fcuksandra:jlamm:annasaurus-rex:
• give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in. • leave her cute text notes. • kiss her in front of your friends. • tell her she looks beautiful. • look into her eyes when you talk to her. • let her mess with your hair. • touch her hair. • just walk around with her. • forgive her for her mistakes. • look at her like she`s the only girl you...
